I have read that book twice. Watch this video of the book’s author, Napolean Hill twitching his fingers whilst lecturing to the modern world. Shit is powerful.

There is a secret to growing rich, patience. Life is a crazy game, and its gonna be over someday. We have a Black President, so I went to join the Navy today. They said that I couldn’t becuase of my 305 tat. “Numbers may be seen as gang related.” When they mentioned the FBI background check, I exited the building. The dude told me that the recession is so bad, military is shutting down their recruitment centers. “Because of the economy, everyone wants to join the military,” he said, “we don’t got no more room.” I figured I would just sign up and they would send me to boot camp in two weeks. Oh well…

I feel weird putting up these videos of me dancing around in my underwear and playing my guitar. I feel like such a loser. I have deleted 6 videos in the past couple of days. Here is the main problem: I can not find work. I am chasing paper in an ever-diminishing circle and I will soon disappear up my own asshole. I went to the Hemmingway House recently to meditate. It is right on the ocean 90 miles from Cuba. It is spiritual, and there are thousands of cats walking around. I wondered how it would feel to be a Nobel Prize winning author holding a gun to my own head. Suicide is not the answer. I do not belong in front of a camera.

Now an interview with Filthy South’s founder and Vice President of Marketing, Azar Alcazar.

Q: What is your definate purpose in life?

AA: To make money being myself. I have no special talents. I am a jack of all trades and master of none. I pray for everything that I get. You want me to dance naked at your bachelorette party? You want me to give you a tour of Miami? You want to go out on a boat? You need me to make some videos of you? Put it up on the website? This website is not about making money, its about having some fun inside the realm of cyberspace. Whatever you need, I can hook it up. That is how I make my money. If I have to stand on a stage naked and swing my twig and berries, thats what I’m going to do. As Biggie said, I’m as good as the best of them and as bad as the worst.

Q: What is the video about?

AA: it is about being a bona-fide chick magnet. People will watch this and hate my guts. Tell me I’m stupid. Whatever. That is what I want. I want millions of people to watch this video and tell me how stupid I am. The goal of course, a restaurant, and eventually my own Graceland Never Land. Are you ready to fall in love again? Have you ever felt that you are doing the exact same thing everyday? Do you eat pussy?

Q: Are you asking me if I eat pussy?

AA: Eating pussy is money. That would be the best way for me to make money. That is what this video is about. The nutrients.